askfem-usuk:

Arthur: For the last time, Alice Rosalyn Kirkland, we have to ensure the neighbors that we are normal human beings, no matter controversial that may seem.

Alice: Why didn’t you force Peter to come?

Arthur: Do you think I’d trust that boy anywhere near easily accessible explosives?

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askskyrimusuk:

Arthur: *sigh* “You lot and your incorrigible curiosities. You needn’t cajole Alfred into publicizing my private works. Here. This is the design for the armor I had commissioned as…a birthday present for him.”

Arthur: “It is specially designed to better protect Alfred against magicka, especially fire (I carved in the enchantments myself). It’s built from reinforced Dragon Bone and steel, with runes in the chain mail and leather to increase speed and stealth. I also added a more snapping belts to allow Alfred to shed or adorn the armor quickly in the event he had to change. It’s a rather practical and clever design, if I do say so myself, and still would turn heads in any court. Alfred deserves a complete and fully functional armor…

Anything I can do to better keep him safe…”

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